Is clubbing your thing? Do you like the FKK ones where there are scads of naked women roaming around wanting to connect with your naked self? Or maybe you prefer to enjoy a sauna club, where the equally naked women are looking to connect with your towel-draped self. Whatever the case, there’s good news to report. You no longer have to waste precious connect time trying to find a place that suits your needs. All you have to do to be assured of a good time on the town tonight is download the app that practically does the planning for you. This amazing mobile app locates all the FKK clubs and sauna clubs across Germany, putting opening times, prices and special events all at your fingertips. It’s free, it’s completely anonymous—no email address required!—and it even offers patron discounts. So don’t waste your time trying to figure out where to get the best entertainment. Just grab yourself die app fur stess-freien Verkehr!